Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are No More

Listen closely; do you hear that sound? That's the sound of millions of teenage girls rejoicing.

The cause for their celebration: Justin Bieber is now single. Yes, Biebz and his girlfriend of nearly two years, former "Witches of Waverly Place" star Selena Gomez, are dunzo. Splitsville. They're no longer a couple, is what I'm trying to tell you.

This is all according to E! News, who broke the story. While neither Bieber nor Gomez' reps have provided any reason for the split, one could easily imagine any number of scenarios.

After all, Gomez has dealt with the fierce hatred of Bieber's dedicated fans online for the duration of the relationship, and even without that, the two are very busy and reportedly don't get much time to see each other. Plus, they're what, like 18 years old? It's hard enough to be in a two-year relationship when you're 18 when you're not a ridiculously successful pop star.

Bieber and Gomez began their relationship around January of 2011, when they started appearing more and more often in public together. It was a couple of months before they went public, however, as the paparazzi had already started giving them a lot of attention. In fact, the couple has already endured countless breakup rumors before this point.

So there you have it, Beliebers: your man is now available. You won't have to go buy that Justin Bieber sex doll or shave your head in solidarity.