Joe Manganiello Is Dating Sofia Vergara and the World Might Explode
by Andy NeuenschwanderWarning: This news might actually be so sexy that it could cause you physical harm.
Sources say, and outlets confirm, that "True Blood" star Joe Manganiello and "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara are dating.
We'll let that sink in for you for a minute.
Sources close to the couple say that they "just started to hang out," but Manganiello has said before in interviews that he considers Vergara to be his ideal woman. Of course, Vergara is probably the ideal woman of rougly 90% of straight men everywhere and, let's be honest, a good percentage of gay men as well, so Joe isn't exactly going out on a limb with that statement.
Still, with the 41-year-old Vergara being the sex symbol that she is, and with the 37-year-old Manganiello being everyone's favorite often-nude werewolf, the two might be the hottest couple to hit Hollywood since...well, pretty much ever.
Reps for both actors aren't commenting, and from what we can tell the relationship is still pretty new. So there's still time for it all to fall apart, which to be honest might be a good thing as two people this attractive should not be allowed to procreate. It's just not fair to the rest of the gene pool. Here's hoping it isn't just a rebound, as Vergara split from her former fiancé back in May.
So, sorry ladies, Joe's off the market. You'll have to just settle for "Magic Mike 2."
And hey, at least Alcide has something good going for him.