Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild is Single Already

Joe Francis from the Girls Gone Wild franchise is getting divorced. For all of you who don’t like him or what he does, you can chuckle a little bit. His wife only put up with him for two months! How did they ever make it through the holidays?

Joe was married to Christina McLarty in Mexico in November. They had a full out bash with friends and family to celebrate their nuptials. Hope the guests kept their receipts for the gifts!

But wait! Can they get a divorce is they were never really married? Mexican marriages aren’t recognized in the US, so Joe and Christina had a civil ceremony in Mexico, but never filed papers in the US. They said it wasn’t right to get married when their gay and lesbian friends couldn’t do the same.

Uh huh. Smart thinking on Joe’s part, because he won’t lose his fortune in a divorce now. Unless she can contest the marriage part. But since she moved out of his house shortly after Thanksgiving, that means they were together for LESS than a month. Would you get much alimony or settlement money after only being married three weeks?

Joe is denying the split, but those “friends” who like to talk to the media say it’s done. Christina has been living with her mother and her and Joe are not seeing each other.

Makes you feel bad for Joe for about one second. There’s lots of other women in the world who would love to be Mrs. Girls Gone Wild and get their hands on that fortune. It’s just a matter of time!