'Jersey Shore' Season 4, Episode 10 Recap - 'Damage is Done'

"A Series of Unfortunate Events" could pretty well sum up Snooki's stay in Italy thus far. Let's recap: she pissed her boyfriend off over the phone, she got blind drunk and hooked up with Deena, she pissed her boyfriend off at the club, and then she hooked up with Vinny.

Snooki wakes Jwoww up at 7:30 in the morning to have breakfast. "It was a rebound reaction," says Snooki about sleeping with Vinny. Oh, is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Jwoww has other things to talk about, as Mike was once again saying that Snooki gave him a BJ a few months back.

"She went from 4'9" to about 2'9", know what I mean?" Classy. Always classy. His brilliant plan to finally out her is to play "Gym, Tan, Who's the Rat?" by saying that he called his friend ("The Unit." Idiot) and gave him Jionni's number... which he didn't.

Nicole is unaware, as she and Jwoww are still at breakfast. On the way back, Snooki buys a bottle of wine that might be a full three gallons and then drops it on the pavement and spills it in the street. She screams like her child has been abducted.

When she gets back, though, she finds out about Mike's little lie, and breaks a few more bottles by throwing them at Mike. I know there's a big argument here and flying glass is dangerous, but Snooki chasing Mike around the room and running into chairs is damn funny. What's she going to do when she catches him, bite his knees off?

But Mike almost makes a valid point here: nobody asked him about it, they just went around whispering to each other. "He's a sick f***in' individual," says Sammi. "I've been saying that since day one," agrees Ronnie. Well, I'm glad we got the opinion from the experts.

The boys are going to Sicily, where Vinny's mom is from. Vinny's excited to meet his extended family. Prepare for absolutely no drama on their end for the rest of the episode. "This is some Godfather s**t," says Mike. "Four guidos in the woods? I don't know about that," says Ronnie. I don't know about any of this, Ronnie. None of it.

The girls, meanwhile, are going to a winery, and they get creeped out because they think it's haunted. Then they sit down for a wine tasting, and Snooki is as classless as possible. She also brings up Jionni, and Jwoww drops some knowledge on her: "If you loved him, you wouldn't have done that with Vinny."

"She's being the worst best friend," says Snooki, whose definition of a good best friend is someone who agrees with you no matter what. As the old saying goes, if you can't handle the truth, don't bring it up at a wine tasting. I think that's a saying. It only gets worse at the next stop on the wine tour, at which Jwoww gets a little snippy with Snooki, who pitches a full-out fit.

"This is not how it was supposed to be," says Snooki. Yeah, well, you acted like a baby. But the girls make up when they get home. Good thing, too, or else their spinoff would be really awkward.

Snooki calls her dad, who informs her that Jionni changed his Facebook status to "single." Snooki screams again, but not quite with the level of pain that she had when she broke her giant wine bottle. So Snooki calls Jionni (completely drunk) and tells Jionni that she hooked up with Vinny. Jionni tells her he's done and that if he sees Vinny, he's dead. Snooki says something like "noooeeepleeeezreeeeee."