Jennifer Love Hewitt Gets Boob-Jobbed In 'The Client List' Ads

Yep, the day has finally come: we're actually asking that you take a moment, and meticulously examine Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts.

The former "Party of Five", "Ghost Whisperer" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer" star has been the busiest little bee lately talking up her turn as a single mom moonlighting as a prostitute in Lifetime's new original series "The Client List".

Hitting the hype trail - including an entertaining and tittilating turn in Maxim - might've left the mammiferous Hewitt a touch too befeft of attention to notice others had taken their own liberties with selling her sexiness to keep the show on America's lips. The 33-year-old actress probably didn't anticipate that ad maestros liberated her image not of clothing as would be expected, instead puzzlingly pared down her boobs, The Huffington Post reports.

It's not even as though consistency was a consideration, apparently. Her natural beauty was scaled down for print ads running online for Entertainment Weekly, but she appears as designed by the higher being whose existence her form proves for The Hollywood Reporter.

"Somebody sent me a copy of the photograph, and I was like, 'Um, what happened?'" she told KROQ's "Kevin & Bean Show". "I'm not quite sure what's going on, but apparently somebody wanted me to have a boob reduction."

Yes, surely this is how you make the most of a sweetly smiling woman who just recently told Maxim, "It's horrible to say, but I like my boobs. They've always served me well. They're good."