Jennifer Aniston Comes Clean About Running Topless, Prosthetic Penises

Jennifer Aniston. Topless. Running.

Men, you've now begun drooling and will listen to every word I have to say.

Women, it's OK to admit that a few of you have, too.

Now that everybody's found a bucket, let's all listen to the (much-disputed) Men's Health Sexiest Woman Of All Time talk about the many naked joys of filming her sexy new comedy "Wanderlust" alongside pal Paul Rudd, which includes a nude scene Aniston requested removed when l'amour blossomed on the set between herself and now-boyfriend Justin Theroux.

(About that last tidbit? It's OK to cry, men. It's just not fair sometimes.)

Aniston stopped and chatted with pal Chelsea Handler on "Chelsea Lately," baring more ado about breasts (in "side-profile" and "slow-motion," she says) and appearing very, very excited about the volume of penises present. Point in fact, the giggles never really completely stop.

"Finally, for once, the men have to disrobe!" she said, to appreciative applause. "There's your fair share of 'breasticles' (WRITER'S NOTE: HER WORD, NOT MINE!) as well."

So this leads to other questions: what was it like constantly being surrounded by proud manhood? How long must one be around a big prosthetic one before conversation becomes completely comfortable? Well, if I told you that, there'd be no reason to watch the interview. But to spoil a little, Aniston does say that filming in and around Clarksville, GA was one of the best times she's had shooting a movie yet.

"It was sort of like our own little commune," Aniston said.