Holly Madison Seems Desperate and Aging

Holly Madison is starting to sound a bit desperate. I hate to say it, but it is looking that way.

First, she busted out of Hugh Hefner’s place with her own stage show and then a hot boyfriend in Criss Angel. Well, after a year or two, Holly realized maybe she made a mistake…

Without the Playboy namesake behind her, without The Girls Next Door Show, Holly’s name fell out of popularity. She used to garner a lot of news for simply stepping out to go shopping. Now, people hardly know what she is doing unless it’s something dreadful…like the latest announcement.

On her reality show, the producer of her stage show Peepshow told her she needed to lose weight. Ouch. It’s not like Holly is fat, but I guess he noticed her costumes were filling out a bit more since she isn’t working out like she used to when she was trying to snag the Hef.

And then Hugh goes off and gets engaged to Holly’s 24 year old replacement, Crystal Harris. And the fact that Hugh told Holly he would never get engaged or married is just another zinger on the stack. So, Holly was replaced by a younger, thinner version of herself. That’s enough to make one want to say….wait for it…

Holly said she was willing to lose the weight and even pose for Playboy again. Of course! Anything to get back in to the spotlight! Poor Holly. You’re only 32, so don’t worry about the age. Or even the probability of the 5 pounds you gained. Life with the rest of us isn’t so bad.