Here's 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' Minus the Kardashians

Okay, so: What's the worst thing about "Keeping Up with The Kardashians?" It's the Kardashians, right?

So, bear with me here...what if you could watch "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" without the Kardashian part?

That's exactly what this video from Alexander Pyle allows you to do. It features moments from every episode of last season of "KUWTK," but only the parts with Bruce Jenner in it. The result is an absurdist romp through Calabasas featuring the insane mutterings of a hopelessly lonely man.

It's kinda like "Garfield Minus Garfield" but, you know, with Bruce Jenner. And more golf and remote control planes.

We're also thankful that the video only features Bruce, since the rest of the Jenners are slowly working their way up to Kardashian status in terms of both ubiquity and obnoxiousness. Kylie Jenner, 17, posts bikini selfies on Instagram and had a penis birthday cake. Kendall, meanwhile, stormed out of a restaurant after literally throwing cash at her waitress when said waitress refused to serve alcohol to her because she's underage.

Brandon and Brody are okay, but Brody said that he was turned on by his step-sister Kim's bikini photo shoot, so we're glad he isn't on here either.

Nope, it's just Bruce and his magnificent hair here on "Keeping Up With The."

Watch the video below: