Hate Courtney Stodden Even More After Watching Her on 'Couples Therapy!'

Baby bride Courtney Stodden and her husband, Doug Hutchinson, who I guess was on “Lost” or something, are arguably the most obnoxiously media-hungry couple rotting up television at the moment with their new stint on “Couples Therapy 2.”

I, like many people, try to avoid the two at all possible costs, but I got sucked into watching this clip from the upcoming season of “Couples Therapy,” and here’s what I concluded about Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson:

1)    When she is nervous, Courtney spells things.

2)    Courtney can’t spell.

3)    Courtney’s not putting on a show.

4)    It’s Courtney’s prerogative to put on a show.

5)    No one is paying attention to Doug Hutchinson? Quick, accuse someone of being on drugs!

6)    “Well, we’re married,” counteracts any criticism about the age gap. Also throw in some mentions of God, that makes it okay. Say “legal” and “God” a lot to prove that you’re the ones in the right.

7)    Courtney loves the attention? Well, at least she’s finally being honest.

8)    There are probably more appropriate outfits that one could select to wear to couples therapy.

If you don’t feel like watching the clip and having Courtney Stodden’s grainy voice and Kendra Wilkinson-eque laugh abusing your brain for the rest of your life, then here’s the run down:

Stodden gets involved in trying to comfort a fellow member of therapy during the get-to-know-you patio meet. Stodden’s idea of comforting someone is repeating what someone else says and then adding, “which is kinda sad.”

When the woman gets defensive and the rest of the therapy group gets riled, Hutchinson jumps in gleefully to make matters worse, while the two soak in the negative attention because apparently neither one had parents that loved them the way they needed.

Observe the results.

Just a note to Hutchinson: Calling your wife “your child” and saying “I’m raising my wife” does not make things any better when everyone already thinks you’re kinnnnnd of a pedophile. Not gonna win any friends with that one.

But then, I guess that's the point?