Gwyneth Paltrow Wants to Sell You a $90 Plain White T-Shirt

Somebody needs to get Gwyneth Paltrow a new hobby, because her attempt at starting a fashion line is a bit insulting. You see, Paltrow started this blog of sorts named goop (I'm not capitalizing it because the site doesn't. It's that hip) designed to share things to do, see, eat, or wear, all curated by Paltrow.

The newest addition to Paltrow's site is clothing, which for now is just a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. But it's not any ol' t-shirt, mind you: it's a $90 t-shirt.

What makes it so special? Well, first of all, it has "grosgrain piping" on the shoulders and sides. Also, it has Gwyneth's name behind it. Other than that, it's pretty much just a plain white t-shirt. A plain white t-shirt that they hot-glued some string onto.

The jeans, in case you're curious, cost $200. The shirt was designed with the Kain Label, and the jeans are MiH. That probably makes more sense to people who know about fashion. All I see is a white shirt with a $90 price tag.

So, please, someone get Gwyneth a hobby. She's already tried being a country star and a faux-Etsy-Pinterest curator. Maybe we can just send her back to "Glee?" There are so many characters on that show we would barely even notice her.