Episode 'Glee' Season 2, Episode 15 - 'Sexy Cuddle Monsters' Recap

Gwyneth Paltrow made her highly-anticipated return to "Glee", and she brought the SEXY.

It was an episode that no doubt caught the attention of every conservative parents' association member and made kids rethink their naps during sex ed.  Last night's foray into "how to be sexy" was more for women in their mid-twenties than it was for teenagers, woudn't you agree?

While it's wonderful to embrace your sexuality and to love who you are, I'm not sure it's necessary to push people between the ages of 15 and 18 to be s-e-x-y.  We get enough of that from Young Hollywood in the form of sexting and nudie pics.

Poor, pathetic Emma.

As the school guidance counselor, it's her job to point kids in the right direction. Someone like Emma is rendered useless if she doesn't have her own life in check.  She and Carl (John Stamos) have been married four months and haven't consummated their relationship.  Whuck!

It turns out Emma is still in love with Will.  But even if you're in love with Will, wouldn't it be nice to roll around with Carl?  Afternooner that, immediately!

Meanwhile, Holly's trying to resist "Sponge Hair Square Jaw" with the old line, "I'm too broken for you."  Alas, after many failed attempts at staying away, she gives in to romance and decides to get SEXY with Will Schuester. Holly-1  Emma-0.

I don't know about the viewers, but I was a little blind-sided by Santana's "coming out."  I thought it was weird to mix in scenes of her and Brittany fooling around in past episodes, but now it seems Santana is having a hard time coming to terms with her sexuality.  What's worse is that Brittany doesn't feel the same way.  It will be interesting to see how Santana may or may not evolve.

I want to give a round of applause to Kurt's dad for giving him a sex talk that doesn't make teenagers want to bury themselves under a stack of awkward pamphlets.  It started out a bit bumpy, but the landing was relatively smooth.  Way to go, Mr. Hummel.

Go on, children.  Ask your parents those embarrassing questions you've been dying for answers to.