Full 'Jersey Shore' Season 5 Trailer: Watch it Here!

Only a few more weeks remain until "Jersey Shore" returns with its fifth season, allowing you to kick off 2012 right. And by "right," I mean "with all kinds of crazy s**t."

The first full trailer for season five of "Jersey Shore" has hit, and it's two glorious minutes of total chaos. We have huge bar brawls and another injury to The Situation. We have crab pranks and humping rabbits. We have Snooki and Sitch getting into some kind of fight with condiments and wiffle bats. And, of course, we have some public urination.

The focus of the trailer, and most likely the main drama of the season, is twofold: one issue is, as Mike puts it "Hurricane Situation," which is "headed straight for Snooki Island." The other issue is Vinny leaving the house, which goes so far as to prompt discussions of finding a new roommate.

Will Sitch break up Snooki and Jionni for good? Will Vinny return to the loving arms of his bro Pauly D? Will these kids live through the season, or die of alcohol poisoning?

Check out the full "Jersey Shore" season 5 trailer below: