Farrah Abraham of 'Teen Mom' Is Now a Stripper Making 6 Figures

Farrah Abraham may have finally found her calling.

The "Teen Mom" star recently started a job as a stripper in Austin, Texas, claiming that it was for "research," much like the research Jennifer Aniston did for her role in "We're the Millers." This is, of course, unnecessary information, because if Farrah Abraham had just said, "I'm a stripper now," we all would have said, "Yeah, we thought that might happen."

According to BeBe Montgomery, owner of Palazio Gentlemen's Club, Abraham started as a waitress at the establishment and then "decided to switch to dancing." Montgomery claims that the two "came to an agreement for six figures."

Six. Figures.

Abraham claims that the deal is worth nearly $550,000, but then again Abraham also claimed that her sex tape deal was for about $1.5 million, which is almost definitely false.

So, starting in just a couple of days, fans of Farrah Abraham's mostly silicone lady parts can pay $500 for ten minutes of dancing, which we assume means one-on-one or else it's an even bigger ripoff than it initially sounds.

There's also an option for $2,500 for an hour-long dance, which saves you $500 but also means you have to sit through an hour-long lapdance from Farrah Abraham.

Farrah plans to use the proceeds from her stripping to help fund her frozen yogurt store, which we've given our thoughts about already.