'Family Guy' Season 11, Episode 15: 'Call Girl' Recap

‘Family Guy’, season 11, episode 15, ‘Call Girl’

Chris builds a birdhouse, and Peter hangs it up, and they happily watch as lots of little birds move into it, until an falcon swoops down and eats them all. They are horrified.

That night, Peter reveals to the family that he has become a falconer, and introduces his falcon Xerxes.

He shows it to Quagmire, and Xerxes quickly attacks him. Peter says that Xerxes mainly eats rodents, and that’s probably why he was after Quagmire. Xerxes knocked him to the ground and dug into his pants, eager to get at the rodents that Quagmire was hiding. However, as he was screaming, the rodent escaped “out the front”, and fled from his mouth.

Inside the house, Xerxes lands on Stewie’s head, and he panics, asking Brian what to do. Brian says there’s nothing he can, and just hope he doesn’t stand on his soft spot. He does, and Stewie’s skull sinks in.

Chris asks Lois for money, but she says she can’t find her purse anywhere. Peter commands Xerxes to find the purse, and he brings back a sheep. Peter says that the sheep is Lois’s new purse.

Outside, Peter is going to take Xerxes to the park when a couple drives by on a motorcycle, and Peter tells Xerxes that he knows what he wants. Cut to moments later where Peter is driving that motorcycle.

The next day, a lawyer appears and informs Peter that the man who owns the motorcycle is now suing him for everything he owns, including his Falcon.

Lois berates Peter for losing everything, and says that she’ll have to get a job. She goes for an interview, but a man overhears her speaking and offers her job as a voice-over artist.

She reports for work, and discovers that the man wants her to work as a phone sex worker. She accepts once she learns it pays $2,000 a week. She is instructed to not inform the callers about the internet or computers, they can’t know about it.

Her first call is from Joe Swanson.

She gets home, and Brian asks how her first day as a voice-over artist was, and she lies, saying she was doing obscure European commercials.

Her next call is from Mort, who asks if she has a purse, and requests she count her money for him.

Then Quagmire calls and requests she shove various things in her mouth.

That night, Peter wants to get intimate, but Lois says she’s not in the mood, despite his attempts to woo her.

In the bar, Peter asks Joe how often he and Bonnie have sex, and he says once a year. Peter worries about how little her and Lois have been having, so Quagmire gives him the number of the phone sex operator he’s been calling.

At home, Peter calls the number and gets Lois. She immediately recognizes him, but he doesn’t recognize her. He shows her drawings over the phone, and she encourages him. He says that he thinks she’s special, and that he likes her voice.

At dinner that night, Lois asks if Peter did anything exciting that day, and he doesn’t mention anything out of the ordinary.

Peter calls her again, and requests that they meet. Lois tries to let him down, telling him he’s married. But he pressures her anyway, and she agrees, angry that Peter would cheat on her like that.

At the bar, Peter tells Joe and Quagmire that he’s going to meet the phone sex operator in person, and they both say it’s a horrible idea. Peter wants to do it anyway.

Lois tells Bonnie about what’s happened, and Bonnie is sickened that Peter would cheat on her.

That night, Lois questions why Peter is dressed up, and he says he’s going on a business trip, which makes Lois sad.

Lois goes to the hotel, and puts on a wig, meeting Peter. She, acting as her counterpart, urges Peter to get on with it. He tells her that she makes him happy and is the most beautiful woman he’s ever met, and it almost woos Lois. They have sex, Peter still not knowing she’s Lois.

Afterwards, in post-coital bliss, Lois removes her wig, angry beyond belief. Peter tries to remedy it by saying that it wasn’t really cheating because it was Lois after all, and she disagrees, but he says that it’s like they were soul mates and meant to be together. Then he reveals that she might need to become a full-on prostitute, because he ran their phone bill up to $7,000.