Evan Rachel Wood Married WHO?

Evan Rachel Wood Married WHO? Evan Rachel Wood has married. Someone other than Miley Cyrus.

Great, I know a few people I now owe twenty bucks.

So who did the “True Blood” actress finally settle down with? None other than twinkle-toed “Billy Elliot” star Jamie Bell.

Obviously Bell is all grown up now, or we’d have a bigger news story on our hands.

In fact Bell’s been making the rounds of Hollywood, popping up in “Man on a Ledge,” “The Adventures of Tintin,” “Jane Eyre,” and “King Kong.”

Bell, 26, and Wood, 25, got engaged last December. The two met while acting in a Green Day video together in 2006 (the pair even got matching tattoos). They broke up a year later, but love conquers all, I guess, and the two reunited last year.

The two married October 30th in California. Wood wore a Chantilly lace, custom-made mermaid gown designed by Caolina Herrera. The gown featured cap sleeves and a striped ribbon at the waist.

“I am so happy for Evan. She is a timeless beauty and her gown in Chantilly lace captures this perfectly,” the designer gushed.

This is the second engagement for Wood. She and Marilyn Manson were planning to wed back in 2010.

Since apparently marriage confuses people about the concept of bisexuality, Wood took to her Twitter to assure fans that even though she married a man, she still appreciates a fine looking lady with a Draco Malfoy trim.

“Honestly not trying to be an ass. Just trying to understand. Does this mean you are no bi anymore? How does that work?” Wonderwall reported that a fan tentatively asked the star.

“No, it just means I am not single anymore,” Wood explained helpfully.

As a wedding gift to the couple I will refrain from mentioning how they kind of look like brother and sister.