Episode 'Jersey Shore' Season 3, Episode 11 - 'GTF: Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting' Recap
by Andy Neuenschwander
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Pauly D is going to Staten Island with Vinny to visit Vinny's family. Pauly didn't know that Staten Island was an actual island. One would think the the fact that "island" is in the name would tip him off, but not so much.
Sitch seems hell bent on getting those dogs killed by feeding them marshmallow fluff and old pizza. It's all part of an elaborate prank to get the dogs to poop all over the house. I feel like the close-ups they're giving us of dog poop are pretty much par for the course in terms of content on this show.
The girls get back and find the mess, and use their detective skills to discover that Mike was behind it all. A note to aspiring pranksters: don't wear a strong cologne.
OH SNAP. Ronnie and Sammi are back at it. Again. They're never going to learn, are they?
Snooki found a guy, and she's "very impressed" with how he took care of her. Her scraped knee, that is. Snooki is easily impressed.
A mystery: why is Jwoww's boy Roger "doing the dip" in his car when they pull up along side him? She doesn't know, but she's still making a huge deal about it, calling Roger and telling him she's "done for right now." But Roger might have just been getting a haircut, which is why he didn't call back. Whoops.
The girls started a water balloon fight, which is not a good idea with these guys. Have you seen Ronnie's arms?
Deena is getting repeatedly injured this episode.
Heart to heart time with Ronnie and Sammi, and it looks like the on-again, off-again couple is on…again. Also, Sammi doesn't know what kind of animal a penguin is. She's a real catch, Ron.
Snooki has a future in mime, I think.
Sitch runs into Arvin, who says that Sammi has been texting him for weeks saying that she wants to hang out with him. Sammi denies it vehemently, and she and Ronnie go to confront Arvin and Mike. None of it matters, of course: Sammi and Ronnie just go at each other.
Getcha popcorn ready.
The episode closes with yet another screaming fight between Sammi and Ronnie. With just two weeks left until the finale, how will it all end?
This week's take-home lessons: Staten Island is an island, and penguins are, in fact, birds.