Don't Eat the Hoff: David Hasselhoff Joins 'Piranha 3DD'

Don't hassle the Hoff, and don't eat him, either! "Baywatch" and "Knight Rider" star is the latest to join the cast of the upcoming "Piranha 3DD," the titillatingly-titled sequel to the recent "Piranha 3D."

The Weinstein Company announced the casting today, but The Hoff's specific role in the film is unclear as of yet. Oh, please tell me he'll be playing a lifeguard.

Hasselhoff joins Ving Rhames, Paul Scheer, and Christopher Lloyd (the few survivors of the bloodbath that was "Piranha 3D") in the sequel. Also starring is the recently-announced Gary Busey, who has been busy raising his profile as of late with appearances on "Entourage," "Conan," and "Celebrity Apprentice."

The movie is currently being filmed and is due out in November of this year, proving once and for all that yes, you can have a killer piranha movie in 3D every year and no, it's not necessarily a terrible idea. Expect more gratuitous violence and nudity (not necessarily at separate points in the movie) as well as some great tongue-in-cheek humor and fun cameos out of "Piranha 3DD."

Watch a drunken Hoff try to eat a burger: