Donald Trump: Love Doctor?

What the huh-what-now?

Apparently the newest “celebrity” to get involved in the Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson reconciliation is “Celebrity Apprentice” host and badly-coiffed Donald Trump.

Trump took to his Twitter to give Pattinson some friendly, unsolicited advice:

“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!”

But that’s not all! Trump felt the need to get his opinion in elsewhere as well—this time regarding on again, off again, who-really-knows-at-this-point sometime couple Katy Perry and John Mayer.

“@katyperry is no bargain but I don’t like John Mayer—he dated and tells—be careful Katy (just watch!).”

Does Trump have some kind of high-stakes bet going on these couples that we need to “just watch?” What does thrice-married Trump really bring to the table when offering advice in these situations? Is this all some kind of bizarre stunt to get us to tune into “Celebrity Apprentice,” or does Trump just have extra Twitter time on his hands? Seriously, why?

His R-Pattz and K-Stew tweet did stir up quite a sensation.

He tweeted in response, "So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson. Look, it doesn't matter -- the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken."

Rosie O’Donnell, renown enemy of the Trump, has been recovering at home from a heart attack she suffered in August, and Trump kindly send her a teasing, “How is your recovery going? I hope you are doing well so we can start fighting again soon…”

To which O’Donnell quipped, “Not well enough yet Donnie -- I am sure Kristen Stewart is having heart palpitations from ur latest outburst…”