Did Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Wed?

If we believed every wedding rumor, then Brangelina would have made it legal years ago.

Jessica Biel, the hot-bodied star of “Total Recall,” did not tie the knot with “In Time” actor and fiancé Justin Timberlake, despite stirring gossip that the two had gotten married over the weekend.

Rumors were flying that the longtime couple had snuck off and gotten hitched on the DL, but, apparently, they are unfounded. Reports had the two exchanging rings at a ski resort in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, which probably should have been a sign that the story was a fabrication in the first place, because of a place called Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

Despite the unimpressive name, this resort is, however, where Timberlake popped the all-important question last year, so it might make eyebrows rise for the two to return there. Jackson Hole sightings of celebrity wedding cake aficionado Sylvia Weinstock also had people on the alert.

However further evidence that the two are not married is straight geographical, as Biel was in Europe promoting “Total Recall,” while Timberlake was in Puerto Rico, working and making sure that the sexy was fully in place.

Not too much of a shock to us all, really, that the two want to drag this out. They’ve been dating for about a hundred years; no call for a hasty engagement here. In fact Biel has been pretty open about her lack of urgency in walking down the aisle.

“Everyone’s been telling us, ‘enjoy the engagement because it goes away so quickly,’ so I’ve been sort of loving that idea,” the gorgeous lady confided to E!

The two will continue to be mellow and smiley, but not married, a while longer.