Crystal Harris Hates on Hef, Says Sex Lasted 'Two Seconds' (Video)

Crystal Harris wants to tell you the truth about sex with Hugh Hefner, and it's not pretty. The 25-year-old model went on the Howard Stern show to tell Stern in detail about her experiences in the mansion and about exactly how harrowing she found it to be in bed with her former fiance.

In the included video, she talks about how the sex only lasted "two seconds" before she just "walked away," and mentioned that she "never saw Hef naked."

"I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry," said Harris.

In case you weren't aware, 85-year-old Hefner got in a big argument with the 25-year-old Crystal Harris at the Mansion last month, which prompted Harris to move out and call off the engagement mere days before the scheduled wedding.

Hef added the tag "Runaway Bride" to already-in-print Playboy magazine with her on the cover, and was otherwise fairly reserved in his response:

"I didn't see any of this coming, but I'm glad things went wrong before the marriage instead of after. Live & learn," he said.

Of course, Harris kept (and was reported trying to hock) the $90,000 ring Hef gave her, in addition to a brand new Bentley. Wonder what Howard Stern offered her for this interview?

For his part, Hugh seems to be pretty unphased. After the clip was released to the media, he made a series of Tweets to fans addressing the situation:

"When I said, "I missed a bullet" when Crystal left, I didn't mean I didn't love her. I meant I realized she really didn't love me."

"@TeamHef I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost."

"@hey_aaron Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie."

In the end, though, Hef decided to take the classy route:

"I'm happy to be in a better place with new girlfriends Anna Sophia Berglund & Shera Bechard."

Then followed it up with a lovely photo of Berchard doing the hula hoop that showed exactly why he's over Harris. Yay for hula hoops!