Chris Pratt Apologizes to Fans... In Advance

It seems like every day some celebrity or another is making an offensive comment... and later apologizing for it.

Just consider Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner, who recently received a wave of disapproval after laughingly calling their "Avengers: Age of Ultron" character co-star Black Widow a "slut" and "complete whore" during an interview. The two issued apologies, Renner claiming he was "just poking fun during an exhausting and tedius press tour."

Well, "Jurassic World" actor Chris Pratt wants you to know that he's no better.

The "Parks and Recreation" veteran, currently promoting "Jurassic World," issued a pre-apology on his Facebook page for anything offensive he may utter during his tour.

"I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple," he explains.

"I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line."

Pratt continued, "I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed 'JurassicGate' is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To this I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn't happen (again)."

"Jurassic World" is due to hit theaters July 12th.

Until then we can only wait to find out what unfortunate verbal blunder Chris Pratt has already been forgiven for.