Charlie Sheen Rants About 'Two and a Half Men' Finale, Vaguely Threatens Chuck Lorre
by Andy Neuenschwander
Looks like all that "Anger Management" isn't exactly working out.
Charlie Sheen took the opportunity to voice his opinions about the "Two and a Half Men" finale...roughly three weeks after the finale aired.
For those who missed the episode, there was a short bit that briefly revived Sheen's character, only to kill him off again. The scene played off rumors that Sheen would have a cameo in the finale, and indeed a title card from Chuck Lorre said that "he was offered a role."
Sheen tried to be apathetic about it at first. "I don't care anymore," he said, according to TMZ, explaining the bit away by saying "that's just Chuck."
But his rant quickly escalated. "I don't care if he lives or dies," Sheen said of the "Two and a Half Men" EP. "To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid – in my face, really?"
Sheen's anger turned from the finale straight to Lorre in a rather threatening end to the rant: "You must feel safe, motherf---er," he said. "You must feel safe where you live."
He concluded by giving the audience for "Men" the benefit of the doubt, furthering his point that he found the finale juvenile. "It's a free country, but it's a very smart country – Chuck. Run with that, brother. Run with that."