Charlie Sheen Has Offended the Warlocks, Should Watch Out for Curses

Someone was bound to be offended eventually. The more Charlie Sheen talks, the more likely it is that he's going to say something to make people angry. So it's no surprise that when Sheen called himself a "Vatican assassin warlock," someone raised a voice in protest.

What is surprising, though, is that the voice of protest didn't come from the Vatican, or a priest, or even a Catholic at all.

It came from a warlock.

TMZ is reporting that warlock Christian Day, who is an elder witch of Salem's Coven of the Raven Moon, was deeply offended by Charlie Sheen's comments.

What does Day plan to do? "I am going to magically bind Mr. Sheen, not to harm him, but to simply prevent him from using this word in such a negative manner in the future," said Day.

So if you never hear Charlie Sheen use the word "Warlock" in an offensive way ever again, you will know that you have witnessed black magic in action.

It's not all about revenge for "Salem's Best-Known Warlock" though: Day has also offered to use his magic to "cleanse" Charlie Sheen and his career in order to get him back on the right track. So, if you see Sheen give up drugs and change his ways all of a sudden, you'll know whom to thank.

Something tells me that won't be happening anytime soon, though. There's too much "winning" that needs to happen first.