Charlie Sheen and Miley Cyrus: New BFFS?

Because no one is at all tired of Miley’s haircut yet (how could we be?), here’s some more, although admittedly strange, news surrounding the “Last Song” actress and singer’s new Draco Malfoy-inspired do that somehow just keeps getting attention.

Cyrus is an admitted big fan of tiger blood-guzzling Charlie Sheen. In fact, she credits him with her momentous return to Twitter after a grueling 17-month absence, saying she came back “for 2 reasons. My fans and to follow Charlie Sheen.”

Yesterday Cyrus gave him a special shout out (because you can’t poke on Twitter), tweeting:

            @charliesheen IS THE [bomb icon]

In a no way creepy or awkward response, Sheen replied:

            “Idk, w/ that new haircut Miles… You’re the [bomb icon], Come watch the show at my place! Xo c.”

Did a cold shudder just run through anyone else? Can we imagine such a pairing? My mind rejects the idea of Cyrus and Sheen combining forces in any sense, let alone becoming bosom buddies. Soon Charlie will be sporting highlighter-blonde hair and Cyrus will be missing a front tooth.

What does a night at the Sheen house entail? Will he serve appetizers? Hope Cyrus likes good old fashioned crackcakes.

Perhaps Sheen is just hoping to sway the skinny starlet away from her sexy fiancé, Liam Hemsworth, although it’s quickly becoming common knowledge Cyrus is almost kinda probably gay (Guys. Her hair is short. What other evidence is needed?), so best of luck with that.

Or maybe there’s a hiiiiint of jealousy over rumors that Cyrus will be making some guest appearances in Sheen’s old moneymaker, “Two and a Half Men," and Sheen's just hoping to gain some ground there?

Nah. It’s probably just how awesome her hair is.