Britney Bans Cookie Dough Ice Cream; Marines Hold It Against Her

While many singers request that interesting food items be miraculously waiting for them in their dressing rooms, Britney Spears is demanding that food be kept away.

The sugary-sweet singer is banning junk food during her Femme Fatale tour.

According to The Sun, strict instructions have been given to caterers not to prepare of offer any junk food, including cookie dough ice cream. Further, alcohol will not be allowed in her presence.

Instead, Spears is requesting that Michael Jackson’s albums be played in her dressing room, as a humidifier follows her around (she heard that Beyonce does this to save her voice).

And if you didn’t think she was serious about her health, a mini gym will accompany Spears on tour, as well.

You Look Like Paradise, and I Need a Vacation Right Now

While Spears is getting in shape stateside, a U.S. Marine troop located "somewhere deep inside Afghanistan" recently released a desert-bound dance video via YouTube taking on Britney's "Hold it Against Me." The video has garnered over 2 million hits to date. If we had to guess, it would be because of the soldier breaking it down at around 2:27.

For what it's worth, we're guessing no one accused these guys of using doubles, either.

Watch the 266 Rein Marine's Official Version of "Hold It Against Me":