Ashton Kutcher Ready to Propose to Mila Kunis?

Well, let’s look at it this way. Mila Kunis has jumped out a long-term relationship trapped in Macaulay Culkin’s bony arms into the supple, sturdy embrace of Ashton Kutcher. If I were her, I’d be looking to lock that upgrade in ASAP too.

Though Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have not been dating long, and Kutcher is still legally bound to the (also bony) arms of Demi Moore, the two have known each other for over ten years, having had a long stint on “That 70’s Show” together… So is it surprisingly that friends of the two are saying, yes, the couple is planning to wed?

Kind of.

"Ashton and Mila are talking marriage. He's planning to propose at Christmas. They're moving fast but neither of them has ever been so happy,” said the source.

 Christmas? Those two ain’t foolin’ around with this marriage business.

"She's moved into his place in Hollywood. Mila says Ashton is the man she has been waiting for all her life and wants nothing more than to marry him,” the friend continued.

Kutcher has been calling Kunis his “little wife” for a while now, anyway, even before the two went public with their relationship. So I guess practice makes perfect?

Honestly, if Kunis finds Kutcher’s pranks and practical jokes attractive enough to make him the man of her dreams, then hey, girl, have at. I’d just shy away from Demi for a while; that lady could crack you in half.

How gorgeous would the offspring of these two be? Sorry, Rumer Willis.