'American Dad' Season 8, Episode 13: 'For Black Eyes Only' Recap

‘American Dad’, season 8, episode 13, ‘For Black Eyes Only’

In a follow-up to the last Tearjerker episode, Agent Smith and Sexpun Tocome-Smith celebrate their honeymoon, but are interrupted by Black Villain who aims to kill Smith, but kills Sexpun instead.

A year later in Ireland, B finally tracks down Smith and tells him he has a mission for him. Black Villain has resurfaced and is aiming to conquer the world.

In his office, B spares with Ms. Peacenickel when Smith arrives. B gives him the intel, that he is planning a massive attack on the eastern seaboard, stolen a massive load of sand, and tons of hairdryers. B gives Smith the mission to find out what he’s up to, and he is to partner up with his ex-nemesis Tearjerker (who was thought to have fallen into a volcano and perished). Smith needs to break him out of a secret prison on Easter Island.

Smith visits Tearjerker and tells him he needs his help, and he agrees to help. He gives Tearjerker the sandwich that S instructed him to give him, which ended up being a magnet sandwich, and Tearjerker was sucked through the prison into a giant electromagnet.

At a flea market, they look for Tchochkie Schmear, one of Tearjerker’s ex-lackies, who now works for Black Villain. Smith chokes Tchochkie, demanding to know where Black Villain is, but he refuses to say. Tearjerker smashes Smith with a ceramic frog, earning Tchochkie’s trust. He begins to reveal where Black Villain is hiding, but is shot in the head before he can say. A woman flees the scene, leaving a pick behind, leading them to Shonteeva’s in Detroit.

In Shonteeva’s, they learn that Black Villain is having a house party that night.

At the house party, they split up in search of Black Villain. Smith finds the woman who shot Tchochkie, and realizes she looks exactly like Sexpun, only… black. Black Villain sneaks up behind him and Tasers him.

As they drag Smith away, Smith comes to and Black Villains says that she’s a clone of Sexpun, Shonteeva. They drag him to their secret lair.

Inside, Black Villain monologues about his evil plan; to use the hairdryers he stole to melt the polar ice caps and flood the United States, and then use the sand to barricade his house, turning it into beachfront property. Smith says that Tearjerker will be along any moment to save him, and he arrives and says that he’s double-crossing him.

In the lair, Stan is strapped to a conveyor belt, slowly moving towards his death. Meanwhile, Black Villain buys a surge protector, and plugs in a very long extension cord leading to the hairdryers in the north, beginning his plan.

Smith asks Shonteeva how she can kill him, and tries to win back Sexpun, but she’s not convinced.

Outside his house, Black Villain sips a drink as tidal waves begin to form, raising the water level world-wide.

In the lair, Smith remembers that Sexpun used to love sucking on his feet, and tries to get Shonteeva to do it as well. She tries to resist, but is too tempted by his feet. As she sucks on his toe, all her memories as Sexpun come flooding back. Tearjerker tries to point out the fact that clones are different people, so she wouldn’t have Sexpun’s memories, and it made no sense.

At the beach house, Smith and Sexpun arrive and Black Villain reveals that he also made several clones of Tearjerker. The clones begin to fight to the death, dispatching themselves, making it easier for Smith.

A tidal wave approaches, but Black Villain unplugs the extension cord just in time for it to stop, and gently roll to his sandy beach. A helicopter with a giant electromagnet, flown by S, approaches and Smith tells Sexpun to grab Tearjerker as he dives for the extension cord, plugging it back in. He has S turn on the magnet, which lifts Tearjerker, Sexpun, and him into the air as a tidal wave comes back, wiping out Black Villain and his house.

As they fly away, Sexpun asks why they’re saving Tearjerker, and she pushes him off the helicopter. He gets impaled by a sword fish.

In a beachfront cabin in Iowa, B calls Smith to congratulate him on his successful mission. Smith asks if they president is going to thank him, but B reveals that the president is dead, half of America is underwater, and millions of people have perished. Smith doesn’t seem too concerned, and focuses on Sexpun.

On a beach elsewhere, Tearjerker, still attached to the sword fish, makes his way to land.

“To be continued…”

A killer whale appears and drags the fish and Tearjerker back into the water.

“Scratch that.”