The 'MTV Movie Awards': The 5 Craziest Moments (VIDEO)

Did you guys catch the "MTV Movie Awards" last night? If you did, you already saw all the crazy stuff that went on. If you didn't, you're in the right place: we're going to count down the five funniest, wackiest, weirdest, and most shocking moments from the show.

After all, it's the "MTV Movie Awards." If there's one thing you can count on, it's that people are going to say some crazy s*** (and get bleeped).

So, from dogs humping to laser boners to vampire-on-werewolf kissing, here are the top five craziest moments from the 2011 "MTV Movie Awards."

5. The "Jackass" guys and their "laser boners"

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds came out to present the award for Best Kiss (more on that later), but were interrupted when Steve-O and some of the "Jackass" crew "popped a laser boner." In order to get the guys to calm down, Blake and Ryan had to get them to think about baseball, their parents, and a horrifying mental image of Donald Trump. That last one backfired a little bit.

4. Justin Beiber surprises Aziz Ansari

Last year's host Aziz Ansari was very, very upset. Why? Because he really, really wanted to meet Jayden Smith. He even got dressed up as the Karate Kid. Aziz was even more upset when he found out that Justin Beiber won "Most Jaw-Dropping Moment," because Bieber wasn't there and he wanted to meet him, too. But much to his and Nick Swardson's surprise (and Danny McBride's indifference), Bieber walked out on stage and accepted the award. The crowd, of course, went nuts.

3. Jim Carrey's state-of-the-art dog-humping suit

If all else fails, you can always count on Jim Carrey to do something crazy. Carrey has a history of bring big "WTF?" moments to the "MTV Movie Awards," having pulled such stunts as dressing up like a chain-smoking hippie in the past. Carrey came out as himself this year, but he was wearing a special, "state-of-the-art" suit. Okay, it was just a green-screen suit so that it could show images of Las Vegas and video of dogs humping, but he told us it was nanotechnology.

2. Robert Pattinson drops an F-bomb

Robert Pattinson was bound to do something shocking, just based on the amount of time he spent on stage. Between the awards he won and his presenting duties, the "Twilight" star was practically Jason Sudeikis' co-host. His big moment (or one of them, anyway) came when he went up with Patrick Dempsey and Chelsea Handler to present Reese Witherspoon with the MTV Generation Award. The writers weren't so nice as to give Pattz a speech on the teleprompter, so he ad-libbed a speech talking about how he has played both Reese's son and lover in different movies..."and now I've f***ed you," he quipped. Witherspoon later gave him the better punchline: "Now you're the best motherf***er in Hollywood!"

1. Robert Pattinson celebrates his "Best Kiss" award with...Taylor Lautner?

Once again, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart won the award for Best Kiss, and once again they did not indulge the audience by making out on stage. But that didn't mean that Pattinson was going to leave without kissing someone. The couple had a quick conversation on stage, with Pattinson saying that Stewart probably didn't want to kiss him, but Stewart saying that maybe they should go for it. Pattinson noted that there was someone in the audience who would probably appreciate a kiss more, indicating Taylor Lautner...but it wasn't Stewart who ran into the audience and kissed the "Twilight" co-star.