'2 Broke Girls' Season 3, Episode 14: 'And the Dumpster Sex' Recap

Fed up with a car that has been parking outside the cupcake shop and scaring away customers, Caroline finally asks them to relocate. They throw a cupcake at her.

She has it towed. Earl informs her it's also known as "Murder Car." Han informs her someone with a teardrop tattoo was looking for Caroline, so he gave him her number.

Deke comes to the diner to ask Max on an official date, which she accepts, despite telling Caroline they are just make-out buddies.

Caroline is upset to be left alone as Max leaves for her date, sure that she is being stalked by the owner of the Murder Car. Sophie stops by, so Caroline asks her to stay and hang out. After a few moments of silence, Sophie tries to leave. She tells Caroline in Poland they used to throw boiling water at their enemies, and goes home. Caroline hears a horn outside and panics.

Deke steers Max to his neighborhood. He invites her to his "apartment..." a converted dumpster. Luckily, Max is impressed, and they have sex. Afterward, they cuddle... and Max declares abruptly that she has to go home since he lives so far from the diner, and books it out.

Caroline has barricaded herself in the apartment, still hearing a horn and sure it's all about her. She attempts to boil water, and as Max comes in the door, tries to throw it on her, but recognizes her friend and spills hot water all over herself.

Max takes her to the emergency room. Caroline doesn't know her insurance information, and decides to sit and wait. Max gets a call from Deke but ignores it. Caroline asks about it. Max admits the sex was great and she wanted to stay... so she left immediately.

At work, a scary-looking guy comes in looking for Caroline, who tries to hobble off. He gives her a mixed tape and asks her out, apologizing for his brother, who is gluten-free and threw the cucpake. She politely turns him down.

Deke bursts in to ask why Max ran off. Max tells him the sex was bad, frightened. He makes her go outside with him so he can show her something - he moved his dumpster to outside of the diner to see what her next excuse would be. She runs out of excuses, and goes into the dumpster with him.

She warns him after sex that she doesn't know how to be happy. The dumpster shakes - Caroline is having it towed.