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Secrets of Sex, also known as Bizarre, is a British horror film that was written by
John Eliot, Martin Locke, Alfred Mazure, Maureen Owen, Elliott Stein and Antony Balch, who also directed. The film features Richard Schulman, Dorothy Grumbar and Janet Spearman. The movie is comprised of six different tales that are linked by narration from Valentine Dyall, a mummy who is gradually deteriorating through the movie.

The first story concerns a judge during ancient times, told that his wife has a lover who may be in a trunk. He then orders that the trunk be buried without first opening it and throws the key away.

A stripper appears and starts to take off her clothes. The scene changes to a group of women who are disco dancing. After their clothes fall off, the audience begins to boo and pelt them with cabbages. Then a group of men threaten them with guns. The women respond with cut-throat razors.

The next story concerns scientist, Mary Claire and her rich boyfriend, Sascha. He desires to have a child and she has a baby. She never divulges that she has a congenital birth defect and the baby is a monster.

Another story involves a man who catches a burglar at his house. He takes off its mask, revealing that it is a bird. The next story concerns Special Agent 28, called Lindy Leigh who accidentally loses her clothes at very inappropriate moments.

One story features a man phoning for the services of a prostitute. A heavy set woman appears. She squeezes into the room. He says that he has something that is very fashionable for her. She screams that he is out of his mind, insisting that no one would ever go near what he is showing her.

The final story concerns an alien heap of garbage heap involving men’s suits. There is also a woman with greenhouse flowers who reminisces about the years in Monte Carlo.