Episode 'Jersey Shore' Season 3, Episode 13 - 'At the End of the Day' Recap

Sammi is either totally busted, or Arvin is totally lying. The phone conversation (continued from last week) has Arvin saying that he and Angelina made out, and Angelina denying it again and again.

 

Nobody's happy. Let the totally awkward dinner begin!

 

Afterward, Sammi finally owns up and says that she made out with Arvin when she was 21…two years ago. Don't know why she didn't just say that a while ago. It looks like Sammi and Ronnie are going to call the whole thing off again. Then again, them saying "f you" and storming off is no indication of anything.

 

Danny gets the last laugh on Ronnie when Ron tries to slack off. Vengeance for a long summer of dealing with the biggest bunch of slackers in Jersey.

 

OH MY GOD LOOK AT JWOWW'S DAD! He looks like the love child of David Carradine and one of the albino twins from "The Matrix."

 

Trust me, Snooki, nobody else wants your "cooka" to come out either.

 

Vinny's trying to creep on Deena's friend Lisa, much to Snooki's chagrin. Deena, meanwhile, is being queen of all c***blocks. That leads Vinny to call Deena the worst thing you could ever call someone…"Angelina."

 

Mike tries to make peace with Sammi…just in time for the finale! Deena and Vinny definitely don't try to make peace, though.

 

Let the second totally awkward dinner begin!

 

Snooki wants to let it all hang out tonight: you know, "have sex with an old man, steal a plant, then get arrested." And that's why you party with Snooki.

 

Roger and Jwoww are officially a couple, which is cute. At least one couple on this show isn't insane.

 

Snooki is making her doctor-friend a grilled cheese. He's being picky, so she calls him "Princess Diana." Um, too soon, Snooki?

 

Vinny eloquently sums up Ronnie and Sammi's relationship: "Everything's, wait…what?"

 

Sammi and Ronnie are having yet another morning-after conversation, complete with the Sammi "I smell something bad" sneer. Sammi, Ronnie, I present to you a prepared statement from the American public. Are you ready? Here it is: NOBODY CARES.

 

Everybody packs up, and Snooki can almost fit into a suitcase…if it weren't for her hair. The gang makes their goodbyes, and that wraps up the season. It all ends on a terrifying note, as Snooki mentions that she wants to run for president with Deena as her VP. THE HORROR.

 

That's it for Season 3, people! Get ready for next year when the crew heads to Italy.