'The World According To Paris' To Tackle Sheen Ex Mueller's Sobriety Struggles

Well, if it's train-wrecks you like, then June 8 is a good day for you.

On what Oxygen is dubbing a "very special episode" of tanking reality show "The World According to Paris," Paris Hilton will bond with her pal and the most recent ex-Mrs. Charlie Sheen, Brooke Mueller, over Mueller's struggles with sobriety. Kathy Hilton, meanwhile, will host a live chat during the episode at www.oxygenlive.com.

The episode will focus on Mueller's first solo steps of while on the wagon after parting ways with her life coach and counselor after several successful months of sobriety. She gets a complete makeover from Paris and Kathy but walks a tightrope as she fears a relapse.

OK, that's great, you say, but we really came to see the Paris Express hit the penny on the railroad track and go soaring down the ravine. Well, there's something here for everyone. While Mueller recovers, Paris prepares to make a "Jimmy Kimmel Live" appearance but chooses a dress that doesn't leave much to the imagination and makes an embarrassing peek-a-boo moment a 50-50 proposition.

You tell me: does she wear any other kind of dress?

Sure, it's a convenient cross-over. Sure, there's a heartwarming and uplifting message. But I'm 28 years old, and my "very special episode" tastes are pretty refined. You tell me a "very special episode" involves drug abuse, and there's only one thing I remember.