Lindsay Lohan's Tempting Offer

The drama never quits with Lindsay Lohan—and just when you think the “Liz & Dick” actress has hit rock bottom, someone sweeps in determined to save her.

She must be more charming in person.

Example: Charlie Sheen cut the struggling actress a $100,000 check to help her pay off the $233, 904 she owes in back taxes. The two became close while filming “Scary Movie 5,” but Sheen told “ET”:

“I’m still waiting for a text to say thank you. Anything. Anything, you know?”

After that interview he received flowers and an apology from Lohan, who claimed she had lost his number... But apparently still knew where to send flowers, sooo... yeah.

Now the word is that Lohan’s storage locker, full of personal, valuable, and apparently, potentially embarrassing items, will be auctioned off if Lohan doesn’t cough up the $16,000 she owes on it.

Enter our unusual White Knight: New York strip club Scores.

The strip club sent Lohan a letter, saying, “We understand that you have recently been spending some time in NYC, and we would like to arrange for you to host a few events online for ScoresLive.com. ScoresLive.com presents hundreds of beautiful ladies to appear by webcam nightly entertaining upscale gentlemen in the privacy of their homes. We are currently starting a new promotion wherein we will engage famous, female celebrities as hosts for special events streamed live from our club, SCORES, on West 28th Street in Manhattan for the VIP member of Scoreslive.com.”

The work doesn’t involve getting naked, only hosting the video chat forum. And in exchange, the club will not only cover the cost of the storage locker, but pay the $8,000 a month rent on her Beverly Hills mansion until February.

Does anyone else think maybe Lohan wouldn’t be in so much trouble if she stopped living in an $8,000 a month mansion?