Have Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively Secretly Married?

We can all only hope that Ryan Reynolds' and Blake Lively's respective parents didn't get wind of rumored wedding bells this way.

If there's credence to a July 8 police report obtained by both Perez Hilton and TMZ recently, the coupled "Green Lantern" co-stars have secretly been Man and Wife nearly a week or so, at least.

Reynolds contacted police in Bedford Hills July 8 claiming that he and his "Gossip Girl" star lady were getting a touch too much attention from a nearby photographer. Twice, the officer filing the report made a spousal references to Lively.

"Upon arrival, I spoke with Ryan Reynolds and his wife, [name redacted from report]," the officer wrote. "They explained that this [redacted]-colored vehicle was observed outside their residence; and proceeded to follow their vehicle in an erratic manner. They believed that this individual was a photographer attempting to take pictures of them.

"All registered vehicle information was recorded in blotter," the officer continued. "Mr. Reynolds and his wife were advised to contact Police should any persons enter their property in an aggressive or illegal manner while attempting to take photographs of them."

It's entirely police that the officer misunderstood cohabitation for matrimony. Bedford police wouldn't address clarifying with TMZ the pair's relationship. A Lively spokesperson claimed the pair haven't tied the knot.

Speaking from some journalistic experience, it's entirely possible that the officer misunderstood the nature of the pair's relationship. Bigger mistakes have been made in reports. Then again, Reynolds and Lively wouldn't be the first famous pair to wed far beneath the radar.

Reynolds has a somewhat notorious romantic history. He dated Canadian singer Alanis Morrissette from 2004 to 2007, and was even engaged to her before the pair announced their split in February 2007. He was later married to Scarlett Johansson from 2008-2010, before Reynolds filed for divorce. He reportedly began dating Lively in October 2011.