Episode 'Keeping Up with The Kardashians' Season 6, Episode 3 - 'The Former Mrs. Jenner' Recap

As refreshing as an episode of "Keeping Up with The Kardashians" can be, last night was relatively light and drama free.

Did that rhyme? Gross.

Anyways, last night's ep was all about Kim K.'s famous derriere. In the opening scene, Kim and Kourtney head to Pilates to trim and tone, and apparently work out their va-jay-jays? Kourt is afraid the rigorous workout is going to make her booty look like Kim's.

Elsewhere in Hollywood, Kris Jenner is walking the red carpet when a reporter mistakenly refers to her as Kris Kardashian. When he apologizes for the name-slip Jenner tells him, "Don't worry, it happens all the time." She loves the limelight and eats it right up.

The red carpet name mix-up leads Jenner to, not only contemplate changing her name back to Kardashian, but to actually share the idea with her daughters. Even after Kim and Kendall blatantly tell their mother this move would be disrespectful to her pool boy husband, Bruce Jenner, she is still considering it.

Back to Kim's tush. The curvy Kardashian is tired of the internet rumors reporting that her rump may potentially be plastic. Even Khloé and Kourt question whether Kim might have had secret implant surgery. They call Kim up and suggest that she have a butt x-ray to dispel the rumors once and for all. Oh, and the whole time Khloé is wearing a Native American headdress just for fun. Between the headdress and the giraffe ride, that scene made me laugh out loud.

Khloé heads out for an afternoon golfing tutorial with Bruce at which time he tells Khlo of her mother's name-change plan. Khloé is beyond pissed and later, marches into Kris' office and makes her feel like poo. Rightfully so and well done Khlo!

Kim, Khloé and Kourtney head to the doctor to request x-rays of both Kim's bum and Kourt's boob (Kourt has breast implants so they will use her results to compare and contrast). The doc, who is clearly in heaven, agrees to do the x-rays and the world is right again when we see that Kim's hiney is legit.

The episode ends with another Kardashian family dinner. The girls make the announcement that Kim's backside is real and Kris announces that she is keeping her last name. She also has a surprise for Brucey; a photo of him finally made the family wall. It's about damn time.

I've referred to Kim's ass with nine different nouns in this recap. Well done, me.

Watch this clip of Kim, Khlo and Kourt checking out the online rump rumors now: