Is Charlize Theron a Total Dickhead?
by Andy NeuenschwanderThe Great SoulCycle War of 2014 continues.
At first, when we read about Tia Mowry bad-mouthing Charlize Theron, claiming the "Mad Max: Fury Road" star gave her the stink-eye at a SoulCycle class, we figured it was just tabloid nonsense.
"She wasn’t very nice to me," the "Sister, Sister" star said to InTouch.. "I said 'Hi,' and she actually rolled her eyes and said, 'Oh my God.'"
Sounds like much ado about nothing, right? WRONG. It is the equivalent of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand in the greatest celebrity conflict to have ever occurred.
After this happened, Charlize reportedly went and complained to SoulCycle management, asking to have Tia banned from the class altogether. Shots fired!
"Charlize came in so pissed off after Tia went to the tabloids about her, and she demanded we bar Tia from ever coming back," a "SoulCycle insider" said to DishNetwork. "When the manager refused Charlize just got angrier and said she'd go to the top to make it happen."
Hear that? Charlize is ready to go all the way to SoulCycle's top, wherever that is. She'll sacrifice a goat to the SoulCycle gods if she has to.
According to the insider, Theron was concerned that she would have "zero anonymity" if Mowry was in the class, and called Mowry a "nobody who was famous for a minute 20 years ago."
We've always liked Charlize. She's a terrific actress and her April Fool's stuff with Funny or Die, not to mention her "Between Two Ferns" appearance, proved that she has a sense of humor. But is it time to recognize that Charlize Theron might be a total dick?
Weigh in. We want to be wrong.