Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Is Starting a Frozen Yogurt Store

Farrah Abraham, now known to most whether they watched the video or not as Backdoor Teen Mom, has a new venture: She's starting a frozen yogurt shop.

Yes, surprisingly her long-term financial and career goals weren't met by the proceeds of her porn video, or as she would have you believe against all completely obvious evidence to the contrary, her "private sex tape." So now, the girl whom you can see participating in anal sex and handling various bodily fluids through a quick Google search is now going to try to sell you food. Uncooked food.

Judging by the website, Froco Fresh Frozen looking to be about as well planned and professional as her recent erotic novel.

"It's my own concept," Farrah said, surprising no one who has seen how poorly executed the concept is thus far. "It's about having fresh and frozen cuisines and foods at this restaurant. It's very family friendly."

The website's copy, which was later deleted, told of Farrah's ongoing love affair with a certain thick, white substance. "The founder after moving to Texas at the age of 22 right before the creation of Froco was told by her doctor to better her health with plain Greek yogurt. Being the foodie that the founder is, the founder put Greek yogurt in everything – sandwiches, pastas, salads, wraps, sushi, desserts and the founder was happy to taste better enhancement of flavors with the Greek yogurt in all the food options. The founder found the balance of taste, health, and quality and wanted to bring this to everyone's lifestyle all year round."

If the mixture of Farrah and Greek yogurt wasn't enough to make you gag a little, we would also love to note that the mascot is, as far as we can tell, an anal bead.

Good luck, Farrah. We'll be sticking with Yogurtland, but thanks anyway.