Amanda Bynes Wants President Obama to Fire the Cops Who Arrested Her
by Andy Neuenschwander
Here's a great tip for if you're ever in trouble with the law: whenever possible, Tweet the President of the United States of America.
Why not? That's what Amanda Bynes did when she was arrested and charged with a DUI. No, really, she did.
Bynes was arrested back on April 6, when she allegedly side-swiped a police car and was suspected of driving under the influence. She refused to take a breathalyzer test at the scene, and was just officially charged this week for a DUI, to which she plead not guilty.
In fact, Bynes is so sure of her innocence that she wants justice against the cops who arrested her. How dare they! Don't they know she doesn't drink? Bynes even went to the highest authority in the matter to set things straight: President Barack Obama.
Read the tweet for yourself:
Hey @BarackObama... I don't drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don't hit and run. The end.
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) June 5, 2012
Question: has she completely lost her mind? One can only hope this was a joke on Bynes' part. If so, it's pretty funny. If not, well... she has a pretty skewed idea of how the justice system works.